Welcome to our latest private sale, which is really just a fancy way of saying that the gd mf boyz are leveraging their personal and professional industry connections in an effort to win your love, loyalty and devotion through exclusive steals and deals. In all seriousness, we're linking you directly with our favorite brands and designers no strings attached whenever we can. Honestly, we get nothing out of this besides the peace of mind that you're being taken care of because we're just built different.
If it sounds like like more and more of our guests have been shouting out Crap Eyewear as of late it's really because there might not be a more tasteful and value-packed sunglasses brand in the entire Throwing Fits Extended Universe. Don't let the name fool you, Crap has been bringing all the smoke straight from Los Angeles to your beautiful fucking face—no matter the shape and regardless of your cruising altitude. In a turbulent sea of anti-trust, licensed out the ass, overpriced bullshit, we'll take the indie homies with supremely chill vibes every single day of the goddamn week.