Throwing Fits Private Sale: 30% Off Crap Eyewear
Welcome to our latest private sale, which is really just a fancy way of saying that the gd mf boyz are leveraging their personal and professional industry connections in an effort to win your love, loyalty and devotion through exclusive steals and deals. In all seriousness, we're linking you directly with our favorite brands and designers no strings attached whenever we can. Honestly, we get nothing out of this besides the peace of mind that you're being taken care of because we're just built different.
Straight up out that water with our Crap Eyewear goggles! We're still in the thick and steamy fitted throws of summer—get it—so we figured we'd run it back with the homies at Crap to get you some freshy hater blockers on the cheap. Maybe you've even seen such luminaries as future friend of the show Aminé or friend of the show Taco in a pair of The Funky Daddy's or The Punk Funk's respectively. For what it's worth, Larry is also a Funky Daddy (shout out Georgie), while James is smoking on that Heavy Tropix. Here's the Draper god level pitch from last time if you're a shoobie around these parts:
"If it sounds like like more and more of our guests have been shouting out Crap Eyewear as of late it's really because there might not be a more tasteful and value-packed sunglasses brand in the entire Throwing Fits Extended Universe. Don't let the name fool you, Crap has been bringing all the smoke straight from Los Angeles to your beautiful fucking face—no matter the shape and regardless of your cruising altitude. In a turbulent sea of anti-trust, licensed out the ass, overpriced bullshit, we'll take the indie homies with supremely chill vibes every single day of the goddamn week."