Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them. Enjoy today's steamy link dump.
"I'm warning you ahead of time that Cottle is a brand with which you're gonna have to swallow your gd pride, sort that mf price low to high, and pray you don't scroll too far before you find something that you simply can't pass up. I'm sorry, but when you're perusing goods created in a 120 year old textile factory in the denim capital of Japan, you're gonna have to forgo things like basic dental care to look like a Japanese farmer who cultivates rare radishes among misty mountaintops. That being said, take advantage of global economic crisis and scoop up some Cottle jawnz while the Yen is weaker than paper straws." - Jimmy