The Thursday Dumper: 4/14/22

Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them. Enjoy today's steamy link dump.

"Remember those beer commercials that were like 'and twiiiiiins!!' and you'd see two hot assumedly twin sisters mud wrestling or some shit? Having a threesome with twins has got to be some form of incest, right? Was Coors Light trynna get you to fuck Alabama style? The mountains may be blue but the flags are red. Anyway, designer twins Warner and Waverly Watkins of Brownstone acclaim put out this sumptuous mohair sweater and it might be the best twin sibling work since Tia and Tamera were killing it on 'Sister, Sister.' Oh also, doesn't the Coors family have ties to nazis? I digress, buy this sweater." - Jimmy