The Thursday Dumper: 2/25/21

Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them.

"The CDC (I think) might have completely cheekfucked the vaccine's initial rollout, but there is no way in hell I'm bungling the rollout on the horniest summer in history. Fittingly, Simon The Hog Man of Très Bien put me onto this Danish brand Sunflower that is primarily making leather blazers that'd make Howie Bling cum, but you know this sexy little Cute Boi™ number with the textured florals and mother of pearl buttons is gonna be a go-to until the #freethenipple hour hits. Like Future said, fuck it, shirts off." - Jimmy