Welcome to another edition of The Thursday Dumper, a Throwing Fits semi-regular Patreon-exclusive publication all about jawnz—which, where and why to cop them. Enjoy today's steamy link dump.
"I don't know what watchlist stumbling upon this Russian handknit jawnz collective is gonna land me on, but fuck it I'm up in these Ruski walls like Goldeneye Pierce Brosnan. While my favorite part about this beanie is that the measurement metric is 'girth,' the chunky gauge and color combo ain't too shabby. Peep the balaclavas if you're into more dastardly deeds like saying 'Donda' was the best album of 2021 or invading Ukraine." - Jimmy