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We’ve heard all your pants questions, so we decided to take matters into our own hands and make some pants answers. Throwing Fits may not have invented pants, but you can bet your ass we’ve perfected them. It only took over a year of intensive bottoms R&D. Trust us, they’re worth the wait.
Our brand spanking new, world-crushing Pleated Pants come in a rich brown and deep olive, are constructed of 100% cotton twill, feature single-reverse pleats, and come creased right out the bag for guaranteed freshness. The full and relaxed cut looks good on literally everyone, and fit true to size. They’re probably not your first pair of pants, but they very well might be your last. That’s our patented Throwing Fits Pants Solutions™ hard at work.
