DARK MODE CAPSULE ~ SUPPORT THE HOMIESDARK MODE CAPSULE ~ SUPPORT THE HOMIES
Jawnz enthusiasts and cinephiles alike rejoice! Our latest merch drop is a motherfucking zoovie in tribute to three of our favorite films: 'Face/Off', 'The Social Network' and 'Oldboy'. For the realest outfit auteurs, you can even cop the whole triple feature pack for $20 off if you wanna turn your tee rotation into the ultimate summer blockbuster. THIS IS A 72 HOUR PREORDER THAT CLOSES SATURDAY MAY 1ST AT 10AM EST. ZERO EXCEPTIONS. The particulars:
-Dark Mode Capsule
-It's like looking in a mirror...only not
-Sorry my Prada's at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag
-Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone
-Original designs by certified Throw Gang creative genius Big Bean
-Comfort Colors blanks
-No-waste, quickstrike 72hr preorder (ends 5/1 @ 10am EST)
-Plz allow 3 weeks for production and shipping
-The Only Merch That Matters™
-Thank you for your service