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Feb 10, 2021
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PLATEAU DE FRUITS DE MER ~ SUPPORT THE HOMIES

Welcome to our most extravagant and lavish drop yet. There's never been a more perfect time to indulge with our best friends behind the paywall. Let's feast! THIS IS A 72 HOUR PREORDER THAT CLOSES SATURDAY FEBRUARY 13TH AT 10AM EST. ZERO EXCEPTIONS. COP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR L.  The particulars:

-Plateau de Fruits de Mer

-That’s french for seafood tower fyi

-Baroque Boyz tap in

-Celebrate life before it’s too late

-Opulence on top of elegance on top of panache on top of decadence on top of luxury

-Original impressionist watercolor artwork by the merchman himself, Rylan Henderson

-Comfort Colors blanks

-No-waste, quickstrike 72hr preorder (ends 3/13 @ 10am EDT)

-Plz allow 3 weeks for production and shipping

-The Only Merch That Matters™

-Thank you for your service

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